Omegle: I FOUND EGG!

You: OMNOMNOMNONOM

Stranger: AIR IS MAINLY COMPRISED OF THE THREE GASSES NITROGEN, OXYGEN, AND ARGON.

Stranger: IS THAT YOU, EGG?

You: YESSSSS!!!!!!!

You: Y U NO ASK ME WHAT IS AIR

Stranger: NITROGEN MAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF IT WITH ROUGHLY 78%.

Stranger: OMG I FOUND U EGG!

You: PPPPHHFFTTTTTT

Stranger: OXYGEN, THE GAS WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE, MAKES UP ONLY 20%!

Stranger: Tumblr?

Stranger: HOW CRAZY IS THAT?

You: IM NOT EGG, IM FOREVER ALONE

You: yes im from tumblr

Stranger: AND ARGON, OH LITTLE ARGON, ONLY MAKES UP .98%!

Stranger: ok cool, url?

You: http://threadoflight.tumblr.com/

You: yours?

Stranger: BUT WAIT, PROFESSOR SCIENCE, THAT'S ONLY 99%!

Stranger: THAT'S RIGHT, TIMMY!

You: COOL!

Stranger: http://iamanon.tumblr.com/

You: im going to follow you

Stranger: k cool

Stranger: THE REST ARE MADE UP OF TRACE AMOUNTS OF OTHER GASSES, LIKE CARBON DIOXIDE AND METHANE.

Stranger: hey man

Stranger: AND THAT'S AIR.

You: COOL!

You: I FOUND THE RIGHT ANSWER

Stranger: The more you know!

You: Y U SO SMART?!

Stranger: [queue shooting star]

Stranger: i just found out an awesome way to speed up ur comp!

Stranger: do you have windows?

You: *insert gif* *pokerface*

You: I HAVE WINDOWS

Stranger: ALRITE

Stranger: so, /b/rother

Stranger: that is air.

Stranger: ok, microsoft has put a block on some to make them slower

Omegle: Y U NO?!

You: PARANORMAL CATIVITY
You: WHAT IS AIR
Stranger: you keep asking the same question
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR
You: Y U NO ANSWER
You: Y U ASK ME BACK
Stranger: I am confused
You: forever alone
You: PHHHHHFFFFFTTTTPHFTFTFTHPHHH
Stranger: ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: OH MY GOD!
Stranger: what
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: whats this air thing?
Stranger: why so manu fags doint this
You: WE'RE COOL PEOPLE ASKING "WHAT IS AIR"
You: WE CANT SHUT THE CAPS DOWN
Stranger: I WANNA BE AS COOL AS YOU
Stranger: BRAH
You: Y U NO KNOW Y U NO GUY
Stranger: I NO UNDESTANDZ WHAT U IZ SAY WHY ME NO KNOW
You: Y U NO COOL
Stranger: ME IS COOL
Stranger: Y U NO SPEAK COOL
You: Y U USING Y U NO
Stranger: WHY U WHY SAY THAT HI
You: Y U NO MAKE TYPOGRAPHY
You: PHHHHFTPHFFFFFFTH
Stranger: Y U SPEAK NONSENSE fuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: Happiness is the friend who'll dance with you to the song that's not meant for dancing.
Stranger: Y U CRAZY CRAZY NO U WHY THIS THAT THERE
Stranger: and ?xD
You: Y U FOLLOWING ME USING Y U NO WHETHER Y DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT Y U NO IS
You: Y U NO WRITE AND
Stranger: U SAY WHY ME NO THIS BUT ME TRY TO BE COOL WHY U NO LIKE ME WHY THIS
You: Y U THINK USING Y U NO IS COOL
You: y u using caps all the time
You: Y U
Stranger: Y U
Stranger: NO ME
Stranger: Y U SO RETARD
Stranger: ME THINK COOL BUT WHY U NO COOL
You: OH SNACK YOU SO SILLY
You: Y U NO THINK THAT I'M COOL
You: I'M TUMBLR PEOPLE Y U NO KNOW
You: Bill Gates went to a restaurant and paid a $2 tip. Waiter said, "Yesterday, your son gave a $100 tip and you are giving only $2?" Wise reply by Bill Gates, "He's the son of a billionaire, I'm the son of a farmer."
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT Y U NO TELL ME MODE DETAIL
You: Y U NO CLICK THE DISCONNECT BUTTON
Stranger: and why are you sending this to me?
You: Y U LIKE ME
You: i dont know i just want to
Stranger: thanks some great tips
You: i'm cool right
Stranger: I am kinda cooler
Stranger: WHY U NO COOL LIKE ME WHY No
You: Y U THINK THAT URE COOLER THAN ME
Stranger: ME THINK WHY NO ME BETTER IN WHY NO
You: There is a Chinese girl born with blue and blonde hair and her name is.............. SUM TING WONG
You: TROLOLOLOLOL DUM BASS TASS
Stranger: your base belongs to us
You: ENOUGH
You: i mean, enough
You: im tired
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what was that why me no thing
You: laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my tacco
You: Y U NO is a thing from tumblr
Stranger: ohh
You: a cool place for cool person like me
Stranger: cool
You: yeap
You: you have to have one and be cool
Stranger: I own a meme generetaor site
You: really?
Stranger: its getting a lot of traffic but gotta improve it
Stranger: yup
Stranger: WHY U NO SPEAK
You: Y U STARTING THAT Y U NO THING AGAIN
Stranger: ok for health reasons lets see who is going to disconnect first
Stranger: come on u can do it
You: well okay
You: no i wouldnt
Stranger: y u no
You: y
You: you should click the disconnect button
Stranger: I fear it
You: i'm afraid of it
Stranger: damn
Stranger: lets call someone for help
Stranger: maybe ur sister
You: no, i will call the Y U NO guy
Stranger: ok
You: Y U NO guy here
You: Y U NO CLICK THE BUTTON
You: Y U
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Y U NO GO HERE THERE AND KILL HIM HERE AND THEN SHIT HERE AND THERE
Stranger: fuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: Y U SO GODDAMN ANNOYING
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: WHAT IS K? THE LETTER AFTER J?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: u play shooting games
Stranger: or just WHY U NO
You: both
You: nough! im tired i have to go and i will click the button
You: i hate Y U NO CLICK THE BUTTON
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u click it
Stranger: why u no
You: codh

some words

I may not be the prettiest girl in the world. I may not be the nicest girl in the world. I may not be the smartest or the best at sports. I may not know how to play any musical instruments. I may not be good at writing and I do keep my feelings to myself. I may not have as many friends as you do. But, do you know what makes me different from you? I'm real to myself. I don't pretend to do things, I don't bullshit other people.
I know who I am. I'm not living in the fairytale life like you are.

Javvy is Here

Hello, my name is Javvy. I'm a good girl but sometime I'm a bad girl. I'm bad because sometime I'm pooping on the floor or on the rug. Then, my boss constantly yells at me and lock me in the bathroom.
My boss said that many people falling in love with me. Some of them said that they love me because my beautiful eyes. But the truth is yes. Yes, I have gorgeous eyes that can make many people love me at the first sight.

Not only the beautiful eyes, most of them love me because I'm a funny cat. They said I'm lovable and over cute. I love to play with my boss' hair, feet and hands. I like to bite my boss' feet to wake her up and when she's awake, she stroke me gently. I loved it when she did it to me!

Hey, I have to go now because my boss wanna play with me.
See you next time buddies! :)

- Javvy

Hello November!

Bonne nuit! Akhirnya tadi pulang sekolah sukses juga nonton Awaydays pinjeman dari Aduy. Tapi sayangnya ngadet pas diakhir...... axsasfzkofuckingodamndxx jadinya ga nonton ampe akhir gara-gara ngadet stuck udah gabisa diapa-apain lagi. Sucks.

Ngomong-ngomong selamat bulan November kawan-kawan sekalian. Ga kerasa udah bulan November aja ya. Taunya bulan depan Desember terus taunya udah 2011 aja. 2010 kerasa cepet banget ga sih?

Mungkin 2010 itu adalah tahun yang bener-bener berarti banget buat Trevore tapi kayanya pasti semua angkatan yang lulus SMP tahun ini ngerasa kalo 2010 itu berarti banget. Kalo buat Trevore sendiri sih kayanya berarti banget. Mulai dari stres-stres mikirin uan terus taunya uan bener-bener udah di depan mata. Masih inget banget gue gimana stres-stresnya mau uan terus gugupnya pas ngerjain uan hahaha waktu itu gue mikir kalo uan itu bener-bener gabisa nyontek tapi nyatanya nyontek itu mudah sekali. Tapi tetep aja nyontek gampang atau engganya itu tergantung sama si pengawas. Kalo pengawasnya ga punya perasaan ya udah terima nasib aja...

Terus abis uan bener-bener nganggur ampe bulan Juni. Nganggur bener-bener bebas. Tiap malem kerjaan keluyuran mulu ama Kiky, jarang banget ada di rumah lagian mau ngapain juga di rumah? Yang ada jadi sampah doang. Tiap malem kerjaan ke Menteng makan nasgor lah ngapain lah terus biasanya pulang jam 11an pernah juga pulang pagi wah seru banget deh pokonya. Saat-saat pas nganggur itu baru kerasa banget solidnya Trevore.

Terus waktu itu wisudaan di darma persada. Pas kelas gue yang masuk inget banget nama yang disebutin di dalem penjelasan kelas IX-4 itu Bule Syam ama Izky. Goblok banget lagi wisudaan bukannya serius malah tawa-tiwi ga ada seriusnya sama sekali hahaha terus pas nyanyi Mars 255 gatau kenapa terharu banget mata udah berkaca-kaca pengen mewek tapi gengsi -_-

Abis selesai acara darma persada langsung cabs ke Puncak naek bis yang ga ada AC, panas, dan berasep yap si hitam KEMHAN pembawa sial. Inget banget bis gue tiba-tiba berasep gitu kaya mau kebakar sumpah bikin parno kan ga lucu lagi mau hepi hepi perpisahan di Puncak belom juga nyampe eh taunya mati di dalem bis yang kebakar..... Jangkrik deh. Terus pas udah nyampe di villa yang pertama gue lakuin itu adalah makan bakso sambil ujan-ujanan lalu blablabla ga kerasa udah magrib waktunya siap-siap buat promnite tapi pas gue lagi mandi tiba-tiba air mati ga ada setitik pun air keluar dari keran terus air yang di ember juga udah abis. Tapi berkat hashimishi air jadi nyala lagi! Ga lah apaan gunanya hashimishi coba wkwk.
Blablabla akhirnya gue udah siap dalam balutan dress batik yang membuat gue terlihat makin kece. Udah selesai semua langsung deh ke panggung tempat acara berlangsung. Acara diisi sama band-band gitu dan hiburan lainnya. Tiba-tiba di tengah acara, cewe-cewe Dazzle menghilang. Kemana? Auk dah. Tiba-tiba setengah jam kemudian cewe-cewe kece Dazzle dateng pake baju yang sexynaaa ga nahan! Bukannya ga nahan juga sih sebenernya biasa aja. Tampil dong si Dazzle terus ya pada demen lah liat yang seger-seger ahuashu. Blablabla acara selesai terus nongkrong depan Kedai Silma ampe jam 2 pagi maenan tato yosan, nyanyi-nyanyi ama foto-foto.
Itu lah UNFORGETTABLE momentnya, Kedai Silma. Ah seru banget deh pokonya bener-bener gabisa dilupain perpisahan di Puncak ama Trevore! :')

Ga kerasa taunya sekarang udah pada sibuk ama kehidupan masing-masing, udah pada punya temen baru, udah punya kegiatan baru di sekolah barunya. Ada juga yang masih tetep solid ama temen-temen smpnya, ada juga yang udah lupa padahal dulu bilangnya "ga bakal ngelupain Trevore", tapi nyatanya?

Hey, I got to go. Soon!

P.S: I love Trevore ♥

The Man I Will Marry

• Loves to play with my hair
• Take candid pictures of me
• Listens to orgasmic music with me (such as Bjork and Jonsi)
• Is very cultured
• Kisses divinely
• Likes a big headphones
• Has a passion for traveling
• Bakes thin pancakes in the morning with fresh fruits
  
• Plays piano and guitar
• Has a contagious laughter
• Wants to own a loft
• Watches a lot of movies
• Collecting ray-ban sunglasses
  
• Has a British accent (optional)

#PRAYFORINDONESIA

Sedih, ngeliat Indonesia kena musibah besar. 2 kejadian besar dalam sehari. Dalam sehari, 2 tempat hancur lebur. Dalam sehari, korban jiwa betebaran dimana-mana. Dalam sehari berita isinya sekian orang ditemukan tewas dan beberapa masih dalam pencarian. Dalam sehari, tempat yang tadinya indah bisa hancur dalam seketika. Sedih ga?

Gabisa ngebayangin gimana jadi mereka yang kena musibah. Gimana rasanya? Mungkin gue bisa jadi gila seketika gara-gara stres. Stres mikirin keluarga yang ilang, stres rumah hancur, stres mikirin harta benda yang lenyap.

Biar dikata gue suka males & menyesali takdir kenapa harus jadi orang Indonesia tapi gue tetep cinta setengah idup ama Indonesia. Ya bisa dibilang 85% cinta gue buat Indonesia yang sisa 15% buat negara lain yang lebih maju, lebih indah, lebih keren, lebih canggih, lebih banyak cowo-cowo ganteng..... HEHE Tapi, gue bangga ko jadi orang Indonesia! Dan gue tetep merasa sedih kalo tanah air tempat lahir beta kena musibah yang sangat berat huhuhu oke lebay tapi itu kenyataan.

So, what are you guys waiting for? Ayo ulurkan bantuan! Sebisa mungkin kita harus nolongin mereka yang kesusahan. Uang 1000 aja udah berarti banget buat mereka. Se-engganya dengan seceng mereka bisa beli sampo sachet buat keramas atau beli chiki buat mamam.

LET'S #PRAYFORINDONESIA!

Quote

"Enjoy your youth because you'll never be younger than you are at this very moment."

Life was much easier when Blackberry were just fruits.

Sumpah sekarang ini rasanya cuma pengen ngebanting si hpsial yang selalu pending & lemot setiap saat. DAMN! I miss my W508.

Ini adalah handphone paling laknat sejagad raya. Handphone yang telah menyusahkan hidup gue. Handphone yang selalu hampir ilang. Handphone sejuta umat. Handphone brengsek yang selalu merugikan. Handphone yang paling sering dicacimaki ama orang-orang gara-gara hobi pending dan lemotnya. Handphone yang dulunya dibilang smartphone tapi lama-lama jadi stupidphone. Handphone sial. SIAL.

My blackberry is fucked, making the worst blackberry even worse. It's so messed up! Blackberry is not detected as a smartphone anymore, it's the dumbest ever.

Udah ah capek ngomelnya. Bye.

Math Fail

Mrs. Hxrxaxtx has ruined my day with that fuckin unimportant math test.
Dear math, I don't want to solve your problems because I have my own problems to figure out.

Hari kamis berjalan seperti biasanya:

1. Olahraga, capek, keringetan.
2. Bhs. Inggris, dengerin maboy ngambek, bengong.
3. Matematika, saat-saat dmn semua kata-kata kasar dan kata-kata kutukan akan keluar dari mulut gue.
4. Agama, tawa-tawa dikit.
5. Latihan dance, tunggu efeknya besok pagi.

Badan sakit semua beneran sakit se-sakit-sakitnya badan. Mata berat se-berat-beratnya mata. Idung meler se-meler-melernya idung. Udah ah cape. Bye.

Fixie oh Fixie

Yap, sepeda fixie emang lagi digila-gilain sama banyak orang. Gue masih ga ngerti sebenernya apaansih yang spesial dari sepeda beginian. Enakan juga sepeda gunung ada rem ada per bisa genjot-genjot. Lah kalo fixie? Udah ga ada per terus kalo ngerem digenjot ke belakang, eh bener ga sih? Sebenernya sih ga masalah sama rem goes belakang tapi dulu gue pernah ngalamin insiden rem goes belakang. Biasa kan gue kalo naek sepeda abis goes depan suka iseng goes goes ke belakang nah kebetulan waktu itu sepeda temen gue kalo ngerem itu goes ke belakang ya jadi lah gue nyusruk ke depan. Tapi emang gabisa dipungkiri gue juga "sedikit" jatuh cinta sama si fixie ini. Yakali aja gara-gara warnanya ama modelnya. Gue juga seneng kalo liat orang naek fixie tuh kayanya keren-keren gimana gitu. Kemaren gue udah ngeracunin otak bokap buat beli fixie tapi jawabannya "kemaren aja baru beli sepeda, mau dikemanain yang kemaren? Mana jarang dipake lagi buat apa beli yang baru lagi?" asssshhhh polygon bajingan.

Well, here it is a picture of a Fixie Bike.


I made this fixie design for my friend. He want to make a blue, red and white fixie just like Union Jack. But, he use his own design. So, what do you think about this?

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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE A HIPSTER. PUT ON MY GLASSES AND MY PLAID SHIRT I'M GONNA CHECK MY FLICKR. BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY TRIANGLE AND MY CAMERA BAG CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE FOREST I AIN’T COMING BACK. I'M TAKING DREAMY VINTAGE PHOTOS, WEARING INDIE CLOTHES CLOTHES, SARCASM BLOWING UP OUR CONVOS. DROP TOPPIN PLAYING OUR FAVORITE PLAYLISTS, BAD GRAMMAR GETTING US REALLY PISSED PISSED, TRYING TO GET ON THE RECOMMENDED BLOGS LIST. DON’T STOP MAKE IT POP HANG YOUR DREAMCATCHER UP, TONIGHT I'MA FIGHT ANONS TILL THE SUNLIGHT. TIK TOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE REBLOGGING NEVER STOPS NO OH OH OH, NO OH OH OH.

Randomize Monday

Just got home from my fucking bitchy mothafucka school activity.
Fyuuuh.... I'm tired like tired of being tired of the messed up school life.

Capek banget tiap hari kegiatan gini-gini aja:

Bangun pagi - mandi, siap-siap - berangkat - sampe sekolah - nunggu bel masuk - belajar sambil nunggu bel istirahat - istirahat - masuk kelas lagi - nunggu bel istirahat lagi - istirahat - masuk kelas - nunggu bel pulang - bel pulang - ngumpul bentar - pulang.

Yakali gue kalo bikin buku tentang kegiatan gue setiap hari terus setiap satu halaman buat sehari mungkin orang yang baca bakal ngerasa "kayanya gue udah pernah baca ini" tiap ngebuka halaman berikutnya. Yaiyalah orang kegiatannya gitu-gitu aja. Unspecial, uncool.
Help! I just want to run away and begin a new life at another part of the world.

Kadang gue suka mikir gimana kehidupan gue sekarang kalo waktu itu gue jadi tinggal sama sodara gue di Maryland. Yakali gue gabakal dekil lagi, yakali gue mendadak bule, yakali gue kalo misalnya lagi pergi-pergi ga cukup cuma bawa $1, yakali guru gue kalo masuk kelas ngomongnya bukan samlekum, yakali gue pulang-pergi sekolah ganaek angkot, yakali gue pulang-pergi sekolah ga nebeng ama temen, yakali gue punya temen kalo ngatain bukan "ng*ntot lo!" tapi "fuck you!". Yakali yakali yakali yakali aja kan.

Tapi ternyata gaenak juga ya kalo misalnya tinggal di luar negeri terus punya pacar orang sana. Nih ya sekarang gue tanya, lo lebih enak pacar lo ngomong "sayang udah mamam belom?" apa "have breakfast/lunch/dinner already?" pilih yang mana? Gue sih yang bahasa Indonesia soalnya lebih gimana gitu. Kan gaenak banget yang pake bahasa Inggris terlalu baku, dikata mau nimpuk orang kali pake baku...... batu deng.
Terus kalo misalnya mau ngegombal juga kalo pake bahasa Indonesia gombalnya lebih kerasa. Emang rada bikin jijik sih tapikan bikin senyum-senyum cinta najis gimana gitu yang digombalin juga pasti seneng inyiminyi ya kan? Gue sih iya hahehohaheh

Well, that's it! And the point is I'm proud to be Indonesian. Saya bangga berbahasa Indonesia walaupun terkadang lebih sering menggunakan bahasa Inggris dalam menulis sesuatu agar telihat agak sedikit lebih keren HEHE

Avada Kedavra

Hello people who still alive in blogspot! Guess what? I'm back!
Are you happy to hear that? I hope so...

It's been a long time ago since my last blog post and I miss how I shared my daily activities in here.
Since December 2009, I left this blog and officially moved to tumblr.
But now I think I want to activate it again. Yeay!

In my first post (actually it's not my first blog post but it's the first post when I'm coming back to write in here) I want to tell you that I'm really really madly want to kill myself now. Why? Because I can't watch Mew performance for the second time!

Mew, Y U NO COME TO JAKARTA?!

Mew will have a concert in Soundburst Festival at Candi Prambanan, Jogjakarta. Fuck man. How do I get there? By the way, yesterday the music promoter said:

"Only with Rp. 20.000, you can watch MEW live in concert at Soundburst Festival!"

btw. semua post yang dulu-dulu sudah didelete. jadi jangan sedih ya. walaupun ga ada yg bakal sedih juga. yaudah ya dadah.