Omegle: I FOUND EGG!

You: OMNOMNOMNONOM

Stranger: AIR IS MAINLY COMPRISED OF THE THREE GASSES NITROGEN, OXYGEN, AND ARGON.

Stranger: IS THAT YOU, EGG?

You: YESSSSS!!!!!!!

You: Y U NO ASK ME WHAT IS AIR

Stranger: NITROGEN MAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF IT WITH ROUGHLY 78%.

Stranger: OMG I FOUND U EGG!

You: PPPPHHFFTTTTTT

Stranger: OXYGEN, THE GAS WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE, MAKES UP ONLY 20%!

Stranger: Tumblr?

Stranger: HOW CRAZY IS THAT?

You: IM NOT EGG, IM FOREVER ALONE

You: yes im from tumblr

Stranger: AND ARGON, OH LITTLE ARGON, ONLY MAKES UP .98%!

Stranger: ok cool, url?

You: http://threadoflight.tumblr.com/

You: yours?

Stranger: BUT WAIT, PROFESSOR SCIENCE, THAT'S ONLY 99%!

Stranger: THAT'S RIGHT, TIMMY!

You: COOL!

Stranger: http://iamanon.tumblr.com/

You: im going to follow you

Stranger: k cool

Stranger: THE REST ARE MADE UP OF TRACE AMOUNTS OF OTHER GASSES, LIKE CARBON DIOXIDE AND METHANE.

Stranger: hey man

Stranger: AND THAT'S AIR.

You: COOL!

You: I FOUND THE RIGHT ANSWER

Stranger: The more you know!

You: Y U SO SMART?!

Stranger: [queue shooting star]

Stranger: i just found out an awesome way to speed up ur comp!

Stranger: do you have windows?

You: *insert gif* *pokerface*

You: I HAVE WINDOWS

Stranger: ALRITE

Stranger: so, /b/rother

Stranger: that is air.

Stranger: ok, microsoft has put a block on some to make them slower